The GSBN hasn't forgotten its audience....we're just dealing with our lives for a while.
I mean we don't get paid to entertain you people!
But here's a quick update:
Aaron - Vasco da Gama: Continues to be lost at sea and on milk carton sides at a grocery store near you
Amy - Ship in a Bottle: Actually celebrating her birthday today and continues to do everything under the sun save running for mayor.
Ari - Lava Lamp: We haven't heard from the guy in a long time but grapevine wind tells us he's on a hippy island in Thai Land wearing a tye dye shirt and tripping out on mushroom sundaes and lava lamps while beer tanning.
Chad - Old Stuffed Bull: Chad supposedly went on a bachelor trip in July and met a camp counselor at our campground and has been living in a tent ever since.
Eric - Rotary Red Phone: Currently experiencing a 1/3 life crisis and remedying it with cosmetic surgeries that are 2 for 1 deals.
Erika - Goldfish in a Bowl: Still works in the circus in the throw a small kitten in the goldfish bowl and win a new kitten booth.
Leya - Russian Stamp: Continues to deny the outcome of Rocky IV.
Matt - Nintendo Power Glove: Continues to piss people off that are searching for nintendo power gloves on ebay only to land on his post about gay marriage.
Rob - Aggrocrag: Writes most of his posts while playing flip cup and continues to raise the eye brows of elementary school teachers nationwide as he scours the playgrounds at recess looking for the next big kickball player.
Servando - Chuck D Sneakers: Getting married in two weeks. No mames guey!
Susan - Lite Bright: Started a very bleeding edge company where she charges people to appear in their dreams.
Zach - Transistor Radio: Makes just enough at poker to support his UFC and 5am workout habits.