I have long been pushing for a new trend in dietary fads. Maybe it’s not exactly new, but I’ve got a whole new reason to push it.
Straight meat eating! That’s right, carnivore style.
We as a people need to recognize the plight of the innocent. Vegetables never did anything to hurt us. They don’t attack. Worst of all, they don’t scream. They are silent victims in all of this.
One can argue, and I do, that animals, at least the ones we eat, have had their chance. They just happened to get dominated by our super sophisticated ways of killing. Vegetables (and fruits for that matter) don’t have any chance to show pain, cry out, or attempt to defend themselves.
Don’t argue that vegetables don’t feel pain. How do we know that? This is a world where we are always learning something new. We never had any idea that animals know how to communicate. Hell, we still don’t know exactly how they do it. We can’t interpret what they are saying.
In the meantime, this is my new agenda: worldwide acceptance of my love of meat and to lend a voice to the voiceless vegetables.
Now, who wants to meet me for a steak?