I suppose i had this idea of coming back from Thailand and doing a goofy part doo for Katie Curic. The fact that I think about my weblog strategies, content and audience reaction should be a good future beer talk night.
I wanted to come back and say how Thailand and my 10 days there changed me. That I would now have seminars on Tuesdays where I inspire people to go get lost and find themselves in connection with these cool 7-10 day flight plans I had discovered. And for 10 months we would all gather around my room and i would tell my tales of the 10 days and go into real detail around the parts that really are relvant to my metamorphosis of a person. bring your own cake and we'll switch out coffee every other Tuesday.
But alas. doesn't seem that funny to me anymore. actually salvation army humor funny as it was on the shelves for sometime.
My goal in thailand was to be able to deplug a little, slow down the heart rate and walk back from the bathroom or fold a shirt with anti-haste speed. I did that. I did that while going off for 75 minutes to islands they told me not to because they said "that's where big waves...ships". hahahaha. oh guys...stop being so silly on me. I'll take it! and went right around the corner exploring. i felt so free in that hour having water hit my face and not being close to anyone and seeing these master piece mansions on the sides of the coasts between islands.
And riding my motorcycle (i want you to imagine Harley but for writer's integrity and future imagine a vespa on steroids.) anyway i had to relean the shift on the bike in traffic and got some pretty funny mobile interactions. then i was free. i roamed on that bike wiht ipod in ear singing songs incredibly loud and looking into the eyes of passerbyers wanting them to know they were front seat in my motorcycle concert. I went off for an hour around the island in koh samui and just found things. waterfall. snake farm. kids walking around with weird fruits and pointing at me. people smiling. amazing beaches that are just crystal nuggets of paradise coved in to a local bar serving Singha.
I could ridden all day long. all day long. I nearly missed my flight cause i was late getting back.
This was the trip for me. Yes i was on the beach and yes i got a Thai Massage (it was in a public place outside :)) Met some great foreign friends (mostly brits, auzzies, and kiwis.) but i was glad i was able to unplug and find the liberating powers taht be, that are in me all the time trying to get out of this body and muffled through emails, HR meetings, schedules, expectations, routine, and associative memories.
It was a short trip but I'm really trying to remember what it was for me and then bring that back to San Francisco and meld the too. Otherwise it was just a vacation.
Jun 1, 2008 10:38 AM
""Hello Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out.
Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old.
I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off.
Now she's not
with us anymore.
Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M.
Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night.
He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George.
Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up.
Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought.
Only had 7 people to
send to.
Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life.
Valarie is scarred for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.
00 bill on the
ground.
He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.
The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!
Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
tonight!""""""
Posted by: l | June 01, 2008 at 09:52 AM